TOTP 31 AUG 1989
As August 1989 comes to an end, I am 21 years old, living back home with my family in Worcester after finishing polytechnic. I have a temporary job as an insurance clerk and my girlfriend lives in Hull some 170 odd miles away. It’s all taking some getting used to after three years as a student and adjustment is taking its toll. Still, it’s not all bad news – my beloved Chelsea are back in the First Division and currently sit top of the table after just three games. I’ll bet there were also some cracking tunes in the charts – this was the 80s after all….
….and some of it was total shit! Take Big Fun for example. Three dancers masquerading as pop stars courtesy of Stock, Aitken and Waterman’s magic wand / shitty stick (delete as appropriate) doing a cheesy cover of an old Jacksons number. Some members of the Our Price Facebook group to which I belong had some nice words to say about the trio in that they were all pretty decent blokes when they met them doing in store PAs around this time and I don’t doubt it. However, did we really need them shaking their arses around (and that does seem to have been their appeal – a fascination with their backsides by the country’s female teenage population) to “Blame It On The Boogie”? The answer is an irrevocable and resounding no.
Nobody listened to me though. Big Fun were voted Most Promising New Group in the 1989 Smash Hits readers poll finishing ahead of the likes of The Beautiful South and Soul II Soul. However, the same readers also voted Bros the Best Group and the Worst Group while Jason Donovan was deemed to be simultaneously the Best Male solo singer and also the worst so their judgement, like Boris Johnson, probably doesn’t stand up to much scrutiny.
Another Debbie Gibson hit? I really thought the game was up for her by this point. I have to say that “We Could Be Together” doesn’t sound familiar at all. Or rather it does but only because I have been forced to sit through at least one of the High School Musical films in which it could easily have turned up to soundtrack yet another dance routine scene from that particular film franchise.
This was Debbie’s last UK hit of the decade peaking at No 22 and there was only one more Top 40 appearance in the early 90s when she released “You’re The One That I Want” with Craig McLachlan as they were both performing in Grease at the West End at the time.
“We Could Be Together” was also the title of Debbie’s 2017 thirteen (!) disc retrospective box set – that’s ten CDs and three DVDs….just of Debbie. Can you imagine?!
Guns N’ Roses convoluted release schedule continues apace. After dipping into mini album “G N’ R Lies” for previous single “Patience”, the band have returned to the mega selling “Appetite for Destruction” for “Nightrain”. To add to the confusion, it had already been released in the UK as the flip to “Welcome To The Jungle” in November of ’88 when it peaked at No 24. Got all that? Good.
Allegedly inspired by the band’s liking of a very cheap fortified wine called Night Train Express, Axl Rose would regularly introduce the song live with the following advice…
‘In these liquor stores that the winos hit up, right beside Thunderbird, you’ll find the Nightrain. That’ll f–k up you twice as bad as Thunderbird and it’s a lot cheaper.’
Wise words indeed. Of course, in the UK we had already had our own wino inspired hit song when Bad Manners brought us “Special Brew” in 1980. As for “Nightrain”, it pretty much stuck to the same formula that had brought Axl and co so much success already although for me it didn’t have quite the same appeal as “Paradise City” or “Sweet Child O’ Mine”. We wouldn’t see a new single from Guns N’ Roses for nearly two years.
Oh and I can’t find the video that TOTP showed so here’s a live version of it where Axl introduces the band but doesn’t do his wino chat. Indeed Slash says the song is about a ‘walk in the park’….which presumably led to sitting on a bench with some special brew with a wino.
A second studio appearance for Black Box now as they close in on the No 1 spot of not just the weekly chart but also the chart of the year. The band’s public face (though not actual singer) Katrin Quinol seems to have covered up a little since her last appearance. Maybe Mary Whitehouse had been in touch with the BBC with a complaint about the lowering of standards and polluting the minds of young people and such like.
“Ride On Time” was far from being their only hit though. They in fact notched up nine UK Top 40 hits with another four coming from their debut album “Dreamland” alone. Aside from their take on Earth, Wind And Fire’s “Fantasy” though they all sounded like poor imitations of the original Ride On Time” template to me.
One of the most recognisable and enduring hits of the decade next….neither of those qualities make this a good record though. Tina Turner‘s 80s renaissance (starting with “Let’s Stay Together” in ’83) had long since withered by the time that the decade was nearly over. Whilst her last studio album “Break Every Rule” in ’86 had sold well enough, it had done nowhere near the business that “Private Dancer” had. Singles wise, she hadn’t had a Top 10 hit for nigh on four years so her success with “The Best” was somewhat unpredicted.
So first things first, what is its actual title ? Is it “The Best” or “Simply The Best”? Well. the erm…simple answer is the former but confusingly, Tina also recorded a version of it with Aussie rocker Jimmy Barnes called “(Simply) The Best” in 1992. She also released her first Best Of compilation in 1991 called “Simply The Best” – no brackets this time – so you can see where people’s confusion comes from.
Apparently first released by Bonnie Tyler in ’88, it was actually written by Mike Chapman and Holly Knight with Paul Young in mind but he passed on it. After Paul dissed it and Bonnie missed with it, it ended up being offered to Tina who dismissed any fears about the song’s potential and made it a massive hit all around Europe including the UK where it peaked at No 5.
I’m guessing there must have been a period when we heard it for the first time that it didn’t sound like the hackneyed, clunky, nasty piece of soft rock that we all know it to be today but I can’t remember it. Overly used to soundtrack sporting events (it’s even in the Top 10 most played songs at funerals according to Co-op Funeralcare!) that its legacy is almost beyond parody. Not quite though…
After going a bit bonkers with experimental yet critically well received album “Savage”, Eurythmics are back with the lead single from new album “We Too Are One”. I have to admit that despite being a fan of Annie and Dave’s, I was mostly underwhelmed by “Revival”. It didn’t seem to be that clever or sophisticated sounding but then maybe that was the intention after the avant garde eccentricity of songs like “Beethoven (I Love to Listen To)” which was the first single from “Savage”.
It’s very bluesy in tone with lots of added brass parts but even if I wasn’t overly keen, you can’t dismiss a song that has Annie’s vocals all over it. In his autobiography, Dave Stewart describes this period in the band’s history as them ‘slowly unravelling’ and I have to say that most of the album’s singles I found to be some of their weakest material with the one exception of “Angel” which is possibly my favourite Eurythmics track ever.
“Revival” peaked at No 26.
The second Stock, Aitken and Waterman hit on tonight’s show now (well it is 1989) as Donna Summer takes her bow of the decade with “Love’s About To Change My Heart”. I never knew this before but like many of her contemporaries, Donna’s music was so popular that a musical based on her catalogue of songs was produced – the unimaginatively titled Summer: The Donna Summer Musical – and guess what? None of her SAW output is included in the 23 strong collection of tracks that feature in it. I think that pretty much spells out what we were all thinking then.
“Love’s About To Change My Heart” peaked at No 20.
Jut like Eurythmics, here was another mammoth name of the 80s returning with some new material but unlike Annie and Dave, Tears For Fears had been away much longer. We hadn’t seen Roland and Curt for almost four tears (a lifetime in pop music) bar a pretty dreadful repurposing of their “Everybody Wants To Rule The World” for Sport Aid in 1986. As a result, there was a lot riding on their long awaited new material – indeed more than any of us knew at the time.
The length of time it took to record the “Seeds O Love” album and its production costs (reportedly £1 million) meant that the band’s management company, who had financially over-extended themselves in other business matters, were starting to feel the pinch. Their mood won’t have been improved by a story I heard whilst listening to a documentary about the making of the album. Apparently one session musician who had been involved early on recording of the album but who had left due to other work commitments admitted that when he returned to the “Seeds Of Love” sessions some two years or so later, he found Roland and Curt still embroiled in a debate about that one sound effect on that one track – the same sound effect that they had been arguing about when he had left the project two years earlier!
This level of attention to detail was very evident in lead single “Sowing The Seeds Of Love”, a track that redefined the phrase ‘everything but the kitchen sink’. Widely criticised at the time for being a psychedelic era Beatles pastiche, for me it still stands up today. A total anthem with a powerful vocal and intriguing lyrics, it ticked all the boxes for me. I wasn’t the only one – I’m sure I’ve heard Howard Jones pick it as one of his favourite tracks of the 80s.
The video was made by Jim Blashfield who had also done very stylistically similar promos for Michael Jackson (“Leave Me Alone”) and Paul Simon (“Boy in The Bubble”). It won two MTV Music Video Awards for Breakthrough Video and Best Special Effects.
“Sowing The Seeds Of Love” peaked at No 5 in the UK and was a No 2 hit in the US.
The state of this! Yes, the moment of Damian‘s 15 minutes of fame has arrived. Not to be confused with Damon from Brookside nor Damien the antichrist from The Omen trilogy (although looking at this performance you can see where confusion with the latter may arise), Damian was Damian Davey who had already tried to have a hit with his version of “The Time Warp” from The Rocky Horror Show three times before finally gaining entry to the Top 40 with this release. It’s a horrible version I have to say and you won’t be surprised to read that Stock, Aitken and Waterman had their grubby mitts all over it as it was remixed by PWL’s Pete Hammond.
Describing himself as a showman rather than an artist, Damian somehow took this to No 7 but his follow up (a version of The Sweet’s “Wig Wam Bam”) ensured he would remain a one hit wonder.
Damian died in 2017 aged 52 following a three-year battle against cancer.
Top 10
10. Kylie Minogue – “Wouldn’t Change A Thing”
9. Tears For Fears – “Sowing The Seeds Of Love”
8. Lil Louis – “French Kiss”
7. The Beatmasters and Betty Boo – “Hey DJ / I Can’t Dance (To That Music You’re Playing)”
6. Big Fun – “Blame It On The Boogie”
5. Martika – “Toy Soldiers”
4. Alice Cooper – “Poison”
3. Cliff Richard – “I Just Don’t Have The Heart”
2. Black Box – “Ride On Time”
1. Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers – “Swing The Mood”: Piss off now yeah? We’ve all had enough….
The play out video is “Something’s Jumpin’ In Your Shirt” by Malcolm McLaren. Actually make that Malcolm McLaren & The Bootzilla Orchestra featuring Lisa Marie. This was the second single to be lifted from his “Waltz Darling” album and you have to admit it’s got a quirky appeal if nothing else. Although I’m sure he was a monstrously difficult person, I find myself endlessly fascinated by Malcolm. I could listen to his bullshit for hours even knowing that it was indeed bullshit. It was his unshakeable confidence that appealed I think.
The premise of the album was a merging of 3/4 time waltz music with rock ‘n’ roll’s solid 4/4 beat. In his damning take down of McLaren in his book The Wicked Ways Of Malcolm McLaren, Craig Bromberg describes an incident in the production of the album when one producer had been driven do crazy by Malcolm’s interference that he developed a severe skin condition and came at McLaren fists flying! Makes the recording process of “The Seeds Of Love” sound like a breeze!
For al his faults, Malcolm was very often ahead of the curve. “Waltz Darling” for example features a song called “Deep in Vogue” which introduced the vogue style of dancing to the mainstream nearly a whole year before Madonna got hold of it.
“Something’s Jumpin’ In Your Shirt” was supposedly about the startling pains a teenage girl experiences when her breasts start to blossom (don’t tell Mary Whitehouse!). When I worked in Our Price in Manchester, a top bloke called Justin used to organise the lunch rota and every day he would use a different theme. I recall one day he requested that we all quote a song featuring an item of clothing. I went for “Something’s Jumpin’ In Your Shirt” and got much kudos from Juzzer for my choice.
“Something’s Jumpin’ In Your Shirt” peaked at No 29.
Order of appearance | Artist | Song | Did I Buy it? |
1 |
Big Fun | Blame It On The Boogie | Blame it on Stock, Aitken and Waterman more like! No! |
2 |
Debbie Gibson | We Could Be Together | No we couldn’t Debbie |
3 |
Gun N’ Roses | Nightrain | No but I think I had the album |
4 |
Black Box | Ride On Time | I didn’t |
5 |
Tina Turner | The Best | Not even close |
6 |
Eurythmics | Revival | Nope |
7 |
Donna Summer | Love’s About To Change My Heart | Nah |
8 |
Tears For Fears | Sowing The Seeds Of Love | No but it’s on my Best Of CD of theirs |
9 |
Damian | The Time Warp | No |
10 |
Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers | Swing The Mood | F**k off! |
11 |
Malcolm McLaren | Something’s Jumpin’ In Your Shirt | No but I think my wife may have had the album |
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