TOTP 23 AUG 1984
I’ve done some checking and I can say for certain that I did not watch this episode of TOTP at home. How do I know this? I’ll explain later. Where was I? I was on holiday with a friend from school called Paul. It was hardly a lads-do-Ibiza-rites-of-passage trip though. I was in Brean Sands, Somerset …and my Mum was also there…and my younger sister. Yes, yes OK – I know. Anyway, we must have watched this in the caravan we were staying in on the portable TV. It may have even been in black and white. Let’s see what I watched all those years ago in Somerset..
After a brief flirtation with the German band Nena earlier in the year, the UK public were about to take to another band from the same country – this time it was Alphaville with their hit “Big In Japan” which had been massive all around Europe (not sure about Japan though). They would prove to be one hit wonders in this country but maybe more importantly they were the John the Baptist of European synth pop trios paving the way for the ultimately more successful A-ha who would arrive from Norway some 12 months later. You would have to say though that lead singer Marian Gold was no Morten Harket in the looks stakes. He looks more like the less attractive brother of another well known purveyor of pop music so popular in Germany – David Hasselhoff. Anyway, I always quite liked this. It was catchy, a little bit quirky and their follow up single “Forever Young” was even better but went straight to bargain bins in record shops around the UK after stalling at no 98 in the charts. Apparently they are still going having released their latest album earlier this year.
After presenter Mike Read makes some totally unfunny quip about the band’s name, he introduces Elton John next and it’s a bit of a stinker to be honest – who remembers “Passengers”? Doesn’t come to mind immediately when you think of Elton’s 80s output does it? And yet it reached No 5 in the UK charts. The sentiment of the lyrics is laudable with their anti-apartheid meaning but the tune itself? As weak as British Rail tea back in the day. As for the video, stylistically it’s just another run through of the “I’m Still Standing” promo with its split screen effects and ensemble of dancers but I think the tweet below probably sums it up better than I could.
Seriously? This one trick pony again? Here, and mercifully with their last appearance in our charts, are Break Machine with their third hit “Are You Ready”. The song is, of course, just another version of their original hit “Street Dance”. So no two fast ones then a ballad formula for these boys. How did the UK public fall for this not once, not twice but three times?! Away with you!
Ah now, I recall myself and friend Paul were quite affected by this next performance – or more specifically Gloria Estefan’s legs – it’s Miami Sound Machine with “Dr Beat”. This was their/her debut appearance on the show so I don’t think either of us had seen Gloria before. The following day we went to Weston- Super-Mare to see the Radio 1 Roadshow and I remember we talked about her a lot during the trip over. Gloria of course would go onto be a huge global superstar but at this point she wasn’t a big deal (certainly over here) and wouldn’t be until they changed the name of the act to Gloria Estefan and Miami Sound Machine for the multi-selling “Anything For You” album. I wasn’t that struck on the song but Gloria sure made an impression on us two 16 year old lads.
So yes, me and Paul decided we should go to the Radio 1 roadshow as part of our holiday. I’d listened to them on a daily basis throughout the Summer and they sounded like a lot of fun. Bona fide pop star guests, the Bits ‘n’ Pieces quiz, the presence of an actual Radio 1 DJ. What’s not to like? The reality was a bit different though. The DJ for the Weston-Super-Mare gig was Dave Lee Travis (oh dear) and there was a lot of standing around listening to records. I genuinely cannot recall if there was a pop star guest but I’m guessing not – I ‘m sure I would have remembered. I’m pretty sure DLT would have played this next single though…Tracey Ullman with “Sunglasses”. This week we get the video so Trace finally gets to don some sunglasses. The whole things is a bit lacklustre and nowhere near as funny as I’m sure the video director intended. Not even a cameo by Ade Edmondson can rescue it. I think I’m right in saying that this would be the last ever TOTP appearance for Tracey as her subsequent releases all avoided the charts (including another Kirsty MacColl cover – the rather wonderful “Terry”) before she packed the whole game in anyway. It was a good run while it lasted.
Now I definitely remember having this next song floating around in my head all day at the Radio 1 Roadshow – it’s “I’ll Fly For You” by Spandau Ballet. This was the second single to be released from the forthcoming “Parade” album and I thought it sounded great. When I think about my holiday in Somerset in the Summer of 1984 with my mate Paul, I think of this song and the ubiquitous “Careless Whisper”….oh and Gloria Estefan’s legs.
Back to Spandau though…I thought this had a really classy sound to it and a great chorus. Since previous single “Only When You Leave” there had obviously been a great deal of mullet cultivation amongst the band with Martin Kemp a clear winner in that particular contest. Only brother Gary seems to have not signed up for the look. Tony Hadley is doing plenty of his trademark fist pumps while he testifies on stage (to quote Smash Hits and Pet Shop Boy Neil Tennant) and they all look pretty relaxed about their current standing within the pop world. The single would make No 9 thus failing to replicate the success of singles like “True ” and “Gold” from the previous year by quite some distance. But for now, it all looked rosy enough for the ballet boys….
Bah! We had this the other week. It’s Rod Stewart with his limp version of “Some Guys Have All The Luck”. A quick check of the internet has revealed that Some Guys Have All The Luck is the name of a theatre production currently touring which celebrates the Rod Stewart story. If anyone catches it maybe they could let me know if there has ever been a time during Rod’s career when he hasn’t looked like a knacker?
Seemingly previously content to let the video promote his current No 1 single “Careless Whisper”, George Michael has finally made it into the TOTP studio for a performance in person. And OH WOW! The HAIR! It’s HUGE! Yes its the Princess Di cut in full effect here. It really wouldn’t have looked out of place on top of the head of some actress from Dynasty or Dallas. It’s impossible to watch this clip without just staring at the hair.
Watching this back dislodged a memory that had been hidden for 33 years. Whilst on that holiday in Brean Sands, spurred on by the sound of “Careless Whisper” and the image of George Michael seemingly everywhere, I asked my mate Paul to take this photo of me:
However, what I know realise to my horror, is that I was trying to recreate this photo:
Bloody Hell! What did I think I was doing?!!!
Anyway, the single was released in the US as “Careless Whisper” by Wham! featuring George Michael presumably to help break the band over there or maybe Andrew Ridgeley had a hissy fit.
And how did I know that this was the TOTP show that I saw on holiday in Somerset all those years ago? Because two days later on Sat 25th Aug when I returned home, my beloved Chelsea played their first game back in the First Division for 5 years. And one of my favourite ever goals was scored. Happy days.
The play out music this week is “Self Control” by Laura Branigan.
For posterity’s sake, I include the chart run down below:
Order of appearance | Artist | Song | Did I Buy it? |
1 | Alphaville | Big In Japan | No but it was OK |
2 | Elton John | Passengers | No. Obvs. |
3 | Break Machine | Are You Ready? | No I wasn’t |
4 | Miami Sound Machine | Dr Beat | No –not even for the picture sleeve |
5 | Tracey Ullman | Sunglasses | No |
6 | Spandau Ballet | I’ll Fly For You | No but I had the “Parade” LP it came from |
7 | Rod Stewart | Some Guys Have All The Luck | Luckily for me no I didn’t |
8 | George Michael | Careless Whisper | No – but I did try and look like him – CRINGE! |
9 | Laura Branigan | Self Control | Nah |
Disclaimer
OK – here’s the thing – the TOTP episodes are only available on iPlayer for a limited amount of time so the link to the programme below only works for about another month so you’ll have to work fast if you want to experience the whole show as I did in Brean Sands all those years ago as I can’t find the full programme on YouTube.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b096v0jw/top-of-the-pops-23081984
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All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.
Some bed time reading?
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